Team USA Devastated After Home Depot Refuses To Let Athletes Take Time Off For Olympics

By on June 13, 2012

Big-box home improvement giant the Home Depot, which has generously supported the U.S. Olympic team in past years by providing flexible employment for athletes in training, announced Thursday that the Olympians in their employ were "too valuable" to be granted time-off requests to compete in the upcoming London games. (satire)

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